i hate when people say they were the fastest sperm.
you weren’t.
the vagina is a very acidic and hostile environment for sperm.
the fastest sperm died before even getting near a fallopian tube.
(Source: worshippers)
reblog if you’re in a fandom and I’ll most probably follow
my dash is considerably boring tonight
(Source: stryduh, via runawaywithmeyoucleverboy)